@fesshole@mastodon.social
Years ago I noticed the dog made the grass nice and green and lush where it pissed. After a bit of scientific tinkering I came to the conclusion that a 10:1 ratio of water to piss is perfect. Yes. I use my piss. It was too hard to catch the dogs.
@h5e@tech.lgbt
@fesshole@mastodon.social Well done on discovering fertiliser (I don't mean that as snarky as it sounds, but still a bit ngl)