Brutkey

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Years ago I noticed the dog made the grass nice and green and lush where it pissed. After a bit of scientific tinkering I came to the conclusion that a 10:1 ratio of water to piss is perfect. Yes. I use my piss. It was too hard to catch the dogs.


Anders NorΓ©n
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People who are into gardening have known this for ages. This particular kind of home-made fertiliser even has its own name in Swedish, "guldvatten" (gold water).

Hanneke
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Well done on discovering fertiliser (I don't mean that as snarky as it sounds, but still a bit ngl)

FiXato
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@h5e@tech.lgbt apparently there are already organisations that collect urine from households for use by local farmers: https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/lawn-garden/a27354/urinate-on-lawn/
(though they recommend a 2:1 ratio)
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FiXato
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@h5e@tech.lgbt apparently there are already organisations that collect urine from households for use by local farmers: https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/lawn-garden/a27354/urinate-on-lawn/
(though they recommend a 2:1 ratio)
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