HannekeExquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries.
Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests.
No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me.
Faves are often expressions of support. 
Friend of BLÅHAJ 
Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck 
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HannekeIf we haven't had some kind of positive interaction yet*, like this toot before sending a follow request to indicate you at least took some effort before deciding to follow me.
Follow requests from mastodon.social are declined no matter what. Find a better instance.
*) my memory is not guaranteed to work, so why not go ahead and press like anyway?
HannekeIf you send a follow request please have your profile filled out a bit and a few toots (not just boosts) so I can make a reasonable assumption on whether or not you’re an asshole. I will reject an empty profile unseen.
It’s always going to be a vibe check though. Some days I’m more charitable than others 🤷🏻♀️
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Edit to add: I will be instantly declining any follow request from mastodon.social from now on. If you’re a legit nice person, there are better instances to join.
Hanneke@olivvybee@anarres.family Oh hey bee do you like baking cookies? With honey perchance?
HannekeHEMA nee
Hanneke@miona@toot.lgbt I could warm you right back up if you want…
Hanneke@miona@toot.lgbt (btw don't take that too serious 😅
would love to hang some time though)
HannekeThis video is not shared nearly enough. Fedi, do your thing and boost (or repost, idc) this into the opposite of oblivion.
Witches on Tinder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KO2IjWI9fA
HannekePeople were waving a sign (edit: on a video I am watching) saying "HOPE" but the O was kinda crooked and I first read "HDPE" and I was confused as to why anyone would carry a sign promoting high-density polyethylene
I mean as far as plastics go it's a good one, especially without additives (such as black colourants, ugh) but we still could do with less of it
HannekeI really want to love the playdate but the screen is just so bad. I mean, compared to a gameboy it is heavenly but I really don’t understand how we ever played games on those either.
HannekeOh a like on the apps! And seemingly a real profile!
But she doesn’t want to date trans women?? Why like me then 😡
HannekeLily Alexandre has a new video out (https://nebula.tv/videos/lilyalexandre-why-are-they-yellow) so I'll be cosying up to her wonderful voice tonight.
HannekeIf we haven't had some kind of positive interaction yet*, like this toot before sending a follow request to indicate you at least took some effort before deciding to follow me.
Follow requests from mastodon.social are declined no matter what. Find a better instance.
*) my memory is not guaranteed to work, so why not go ahead and press like anyway?
HannekeIf you send a follow request please have your profile filled out a bit and a few toots (not just boosts) so I can make a reasonable assumption on whether or not you’re an asshole. I will reject an empty profile unseen.
It’s always going to be a vibe check though. Some days I’m more charitable than others 🤷🏻♀️.
Edit to add: I will be instantly declining any follow request from mastodon.social from now on. If you’re a legit nice person, there are better instances to join.