Fesshole 🧻
Official Fesshole account on Mastodon - Rob Manuel reads your 100-400 confessions submitted a day and chooses what to post.
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Fesshole 🧻TICKETS FOR THE SHOWS:
Fesshole Live
Leicester 14 Feb '26
Leeds 4 Mar '26
Luton 12 Mar '26
Glasgow 16 Mar '26
Malmö, Sweden 23 Apr '26
Göteborg, Sweden 24 Apr '26
Stockholm, Sweden 25 Apr '26
Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Fesshole 🧻Went into dominos to pick up my order. Wasn't ready yet, noticed someone called David hadn't picked theirs up yet. Messaged my mate out in the car and he came in and collected David's order. We ended up with double the pizza
Fesshole 🧻I always walk the long way to go to work or come home. I only do this because my nose works. There's a McDonalds on the short route and it smells horrific. There's a chippy on the long route which smells magnificent.
Fesshole 🧻TICKETS FOR THE SHOWS:
Fesshole Live
Leicester 14 Feb '26
Leeds 4 Mar '26
Luton 12 Mar '26
Glasgow 16 Mar '26
Malmö, Sweden 23 Apr '26
Göteborg, Sweden 24 Apr '26
Stockholm, Sweden 25 Apr '26
Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Fesshole 🧻I was booked to play a small tent at a festival years ago. I turned up and there was some kind of booking clash so I ended up playing in front of thousands of people. I cleared the tent within 30 minutes. No idea who I was meant to be but I had a great time.
Fesshole 🧻I've worked in IT since 1983, and seen many trends come and go, but this new thing of Junior Devs using mechanical keyboards is killing me. Just because you've got a keyboard that clicks doesn't mean that you're in any way competent. I think I might be done.
Fesshole 🧻My local foxhunt think I'm a huge supporter. Truth is I've been using the info to secretly sab them for years. I've passed on proof about illegal hunting that has had two people arrested & definitely helped get trail hunting banned. Regret nothing.
Fesshole 🧻After nursery school we ate lunch in the garden with my little brother. When we came in there were crumbs on the grass and I suggested we hoover. Mum explained that the birds would eat anything left on the grass. I cried as my little brother was still out there!
Fesshole 🧻Detective and an informant handler. Once met a source at an airport gate. Even with extraordinary clearance to even fly while armed, I couldn't bring my coffee with me through because exemptions existed for firearms but not liquids more than 100mL
Fesshole 🧻Married for 15 years, we've spiced up our sex life by writing erotic fiction to each other. Discovered we're both far more depraved than either previously realised. Highly recommended.
Fesshole 🧻I try to park my Vespa next to another Vespa in the carpark whenever possible so they can chat, in Italian.