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@praetor@mstdn.social

The Bear God! RAWR

Disgruntled American who has never liked America and doesn't want to be an American.

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@praetor@mstdn.social

Fare evasion? They're going after THAT?! That's not even a real crime. Nobody gets arrested for fare evasion. Nobody. Do you know how many times I've sat down on a bus, and left my ticket and didn't have it on the train and got stopped by a trans cop who just gave me one in the large stack of transfer passes he had in his pocket? Yeah. Nobody gets arrested for that. #news #WashingtonDC https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/12/mayor-national-guard-washington-dc

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@praetor@mstdn.social

Jeg har det beste beste bestemor! Look what she got me! A new french press!! This is very much a life upgrade. I've so very much missed my french press. Isn't it just beautiful? All shiny, and glittery. And it's a Bodum! :D French press #coffee is by far the most superior way to make coffee. So full bodied and smooth.

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@praetor@mstdn.social

Oh, I've made the best "the world is going to shit" drink since Pandemic coffee. Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time Extra, which is the psychiatrist recommended gold standard (nearly every psych hospital has some), chamomill lavender tea, Darjeeling, sugar...and...crushed Trazodone. :D SLEEP THIS SHIT AWAY! #tea #drinks

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@praetor@mstdn.social

DC is more dangerous than Islamabad? Yes. When I was there is was so dangerous. I literally stayed ALL DAY at the Library of Congress (purr), and then some until they kicked me out and said come back tommorow. And I had to walk to a bus stop to take the bus, after dark, and walk to my hotel, and guess what happened? NOTHING! OMG. Tell us you're pulling shit out of your ass without telling us you're pulling shit out of your ass. #trump #WashingtonDC https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/08/fact-yes-d-c-crime-is-out-of-control/

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@praetor@mstdn.social

That's it? He's just going to play toy soldiers again? That didn't work out too well in #LosAngeles . Well, I mean good thing Trondheim is out of his jurisdiction. Maybe if he played in the snow a little more he wouldn't be a nazi douche bag. #trump #news #WashingtonDC https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08/11/us/trump-news

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@praetor@mstdn.social

Ohh...my new non-shitty phone is arriving and it has dual sims, and I'm thinking about getting en telephone nummer i Norge because I've decided I'm going to bite the bullet, skip Alaska and do what I want, live in a country that has the same values I do, with people I "click" with and start the move to #Norway..I won't be happy any other way. So I'm going to start the process of getting a temporary resident visa to..establish things with is what the temp visa is for.

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@praetor@mstdn.social

Another #outdoors lesson with Knut. Do no pet the teddys. Don't. #Bears are actually very shy and prefer not to deal with humans. WIldlife know who/what we are. But they WILL maul you over two things - territory and food. They will kill you over a Snickers. If a grizzly is charging at you, don't run. Stand your ground, and when they come spray the ever loving fuck out of them with bear spray. It's very painful for them. You can also whack them on the nose. There ya go.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/scary-video-shows-moment-mans-121500463.html

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Let's put this in the file (that is getting quite big now) labelled "Things #hitler did". Towards the end of the war, when Germany's economy tanked and caused a depression, many were left homeless. He wanted them hidden because it made his propaganda films look less glorious. So he cleared Berlin of the newly homeless and put them elsewhere, depending on who they were.Most of these people were "Non-Aryans", or immigrants. Many were made slave labor #news #fascism https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kzz4m3ll1o

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Nanny made her famous gumbo (and only I the secret of why it's famous..because I'm the favorite grandchild). But Gumbo reminds us that..there is nothing truly #American. It's a delicious stew with an #African name, make in the #French style, with #Native American ingredients and spiced with #Spanish flavoring. Nothing in our country is "American". We're all #immigrants and that is so tasty.

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#tilderadio just played an old skool ad reminding children that those aren't candy...they're meds. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE MEDS! You mean these white things I eat AREN'T Skittles...but...ANXIETY MEDS!?! Then why do I have a huge bottle with tons of them inside?!?! Surely my doctor wouldn't give me 200 of them if they WEREN'T candy!! Checkmate Ad Council.