9.88 Benanas
9.88 BenanasMy stupid children have found a Tamagotchi from somewhere and thought it would be funny to put it in my office. Firstly - it scared the bejesus out of me and then I couldn't find the source of the noise, before realising they were all falling about laughing next door. But they also know I am incapable of leaving anything like that alone, so now I've got to fucking learn to Tamagotchi.
9.88 BenanasScrape my content, daddy
9.88 BenanasCastle people be crazy
9.88 BenanasHeard it on the radio this morning and cannot get it out of my head, so I'm externalising it to make it everyone else's problem 👍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
9.88 BenanasVoice of the youth. Trying to survive in todays financial climate.
9.88 Benanas'Original' -
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1mnuo6x/shes_going_thru_it
9.88 BenanasVoice of the youth. Trying to survive in todays financial climate.
9.88 BenanasFor no reason at all here is a video of some people chopping wood - although fascinating to watch it seems a bit pointless to cut down a tree for this but maybe it's repurposed into something useful?
9.88 BenanasI don't mean to brag but I've just replaced 6 lightbulbs - some of which have been out for easily over a year. I feel an enormous sense of accomplishment.
9.88 BenanasI am available to play James Bond (James *Ben-d* morelike).
I can be enigmatic and mysterious for spy stuff, am in many ways already an action hero, and can do a bit of the old romance when needed (raised eyebrows up and down several times). I can dance (hands in the air jumping about) and can play cards (Uno). I'm also pretty good with a one-liner......
(as I kick someone in the face) Nice to...... feet you
I am available for only one million pounds and assume I live in a trailer for 2-3 years with full room service.
9.88 BenanasLol. I'll watch it. But JUST MAKE NEW FILMS. Prequel this and prequel that. Prequel Gremlins. Prequel Flight of the Navigator. Prequel Doc Brown from Back to the Future with him at school getting into hilarious jinks. Prequel Goonies: The Tale of Two-Eyed Willie. Prequel Jareth off of Labyrinth - becoming an owl. Prequel that one about sexy cat people. Prequel American Werewolf in London where we find out why Rik Mayall was in the Slaughtered Lamb. Are all of the Young Ones werewolves? Vyvyan Bastard prowling the countryside in brightly coloured spiky fur, whilst Neil refuses to eat anyone. Prequel Zardoz! Prequel it all!
'Rambo' Prequel Movie: Noah Centineo Set To Star
https://deadline.com/2025/08/rambo-prequel-movie-noah-centineo-1236483104.