9.88 Benanas@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
I am available to play James Bond (James *Ben-d* morelike).
I can be enigmatic and mysterious for spy stuff, am in many ways already an action hero, and can do a bit of the old romance when needed (raised eyebrows up and down several times). I can dance (hands in the air jumping about) and can play cards (Uno). I'm also pretty good with a one-liner......
(as I kick someone in the face) Nice to...... feet you
I am available for only one million pounds and assume I live in a trailer for 2-3 years with full room service.
