@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
My stupid children have found a Tamagotchi from somewhere and thought it would be funny to put it in my office. Firstly - it scared the bejesus out of me and then I couldn't find the source of the noise, before realising they were all falling about laughing next door. But they also know I am incapable of leaving anything like that alone, so now I've got to fucking learn to Tamagotchi.