They think it's going to be Handmaid's Tale. The Charlie Kirks and the Joe Rogans and the Gutfelds of the world, that's what they think. They think they're going to get pliant, submissive little women that they can control.
What they don't understand is what they're actually going to get is Tank Girl. They're not creating compliant women. They're making hundreds of thousands of Kill Bills. A million Inglorious Basterds in high heels, with zero fucks to give and a girlboner for scalping Nazis.
How US politics feels right now:
COACH: ok team I know that we're currently down on points but I really think thatβ
PLAYER: hey uh coach it looks like the red team is currently shitting into their open palms and throwing literal poop at us
COACH: βwith the power of friendship and teamwork we can rally and move the ball downfieldβ
PLAYER: and now they're just punching random people in the crowd
COACH: βmight be able to score again before the clock runs outβ
PLAYER: the good news is they've stopped punching us. the bad news is they have knives now.
COACH: βnot hopeless guys. with a little luck we might be able to tie the game upβ
PLAYER: hey are the refs going to do anything about this? where the fuck are the refs??
COACH: βof course we'll need you all to chip in $5.00 eachβ
PLAYER: no the refs have knives now too.
COACH: βonly 27 points down let's really dig deep next quarter team andβ
PLAYER: and now they're holding the scorekeeper hostage at gunpoint. yeah they just gave themselves a million gajilliondy points and reset our score to... "negative F minus your mom"? what the fuck does that even mean? Is that a number? ?
COACH: βcertainly write a strongly worded letter to the franchise owner about proper sportsmanshipβ
PLAYER: aaaaaand now they've set literally the field on fire.
The American surfing/wetsuit company nineplus currently has a photo on their front page featuring two models doing a Nazi salute. (https://usa.nineplus.com)
And before you say "that's not a Nazi salute" here's what one of the models said: "On the next run, the photographer asked us to do a Nazi salute as we drove by, and two of us foolishly obliged."
Source: https://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/surf-nazis-the-unsettling-link-between-waves-and-swastikas/amp
The CEO is Richard Balding (https://www.linkedin.com/in/richard-balding-0a16a536)
It was never just trans rights they were after. They hate us all.
First Tesla, then Target, now A/E. Seems like every single right winger has to learn this lesson the hard way. Everything even remotely adjacent to this 4chan Nazi incel shit is deeply unpopular.
MAGA: Hahaha cope and weep snowflake!
US: who's that?
MAGA: The controversy you've been ranting about all month!
US: epstein?
MAGA: no Sydney Sweeney, cuck!
US: who?
MAGA: an actress who was a little bit famous for some Netflix roles six years ago! You can't stop talking about her because you're so triggered!
US: is she one of Epstein's victims?
MAGA: no you stupid lib she made a commercial about jeans.
US: oh good for her.
MAGA: no NOT good for her! the word "jeans" was clearly supposed to be a double entendre for "genes".
US: ok?
MAGA: you know, because she's white and blonde and blue eyed.
US: oh I didn't know that
MAGA: yes you did!! you can't stop talking about her because she's white and blonde and blue eyed!!
US: why would I care what color her skin and hair and eyes are?
MAGA: JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING ARYAN PURITY JUST LIKE THE NAZIS DO WE HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, FUCKING WOKE LIBERAL
US: oh yeah no I already knew that
MAGA: what?
US: I mean I just assumed it was a Nazi dog whistle. but I didn't know until just now that you heard it.
First they came for the immigrants.
Then they came for the homeless...
You know, that poem isn't really that long.
Prove to me that banning everyone who has a biological advantage makes sports better.
Go ahead. Try it. See how dumb it makes you look. Tell me real loud and proud that you want to ban tall people from basketball. That you want to ban strong people from weightlifting. That you want to ban fast people from racing. That you want to ban everyone with a physical size advantage, from football.
Go ahead, bigots. Your move.
Save this post. This is what the dipshit MAGAs sold their souls to fascism for.
- Gas under $2/gallon
- Grocery prices halved
- 50% decrease in car insurance
- 50% reduction in power/heating bills
- Landlords will reduce rent
- Lower home prices
- Sub 3% interest rates
- No social security tax
- No tax on overtime
- No tax on tips
- End Ukraine war before Jan 2025
- End Israel/Palestine conflict
- Lower taxes on families making less than $200,000/yr
MAGA now controls ALL parts of the government - both sides of Congress (The House and the Senate), the Presidency, and the Supreme Court. Democrats control none.
These are his promises. Clownfuck McSerialrapist has zero excuses this time not to keep every single one. He can't blame the Democrats this time when he fails.
Status update as of Aug 8: 2025
Day 200
- Gas under $2/gallon
β
Failed. Gas from $3.00-$4.50.
- Grocery prices halved
β Failed. Groceries up 17.2%.
- 50% decrease in car insurance
β Failed. Car insurance up 56%.
- 50% reduction in power/heating bills
βFailed. Power/heating up $1.65 average
- Landlords will reduce rent
- Lower home prices
β Failed. National Housing Index up almost 30 points
- Sub 3% interest rates
β Failed. Interest rates up 4% to 6.63%
- No social security tax
β Failed. Social security is taxed.
- No tax on overtime
βFailed. Overtime is taxed.
- No tax on tips
βFailed. Tips are taxed.
- End Ukraine war before Jan 2025
β Failed. At least 13,580 civilians have died in Russia's invasion of Ukraine, including 716 children. This is a confirmed minimum. The actual number is likely to be much higher.
- End Israel/Palestine conflict
β Failed. Israel has exterminated over 60,000 Palestinians in their genocide of Gaza. This number includes both combatant and civilian deaths but the number of women and children is estimated to make up at least half of the fatalities.
- Lower taxes on families making less than $200,000/yr
β Failed. Families making 200k will likely see little to no benefit and this would be temporary at best. Families at the poorest end, making 30k or less will see their tax burden increase.
This is good news, but probably not over. As an immigrant with one American parent who has been watching this never-ending trainwreck, this is the Rubicon that the Supreme Court must not cross.
The 14th Amendment is not ambiguous:
"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."
You simply cannot read that and think someone born in the USA is anything other than a United States citizen, without literally arguing they aren't people. If SCOTUS ever rules the other way, the rule of law is done.
It's frankly horrifying that the justice department would even make this argument.
πΏπΆππΆ "not yet begun to fight"