𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"@Lana@beige.party
How US politics feels right now:
COACH: ok team I know that we're currently down on points but I really think that—
PLAYER: hey uh coach it looks like the red team is currently shitting into their open palms and throwing literal poop at us
COACH: —with the power of friendship and teamwork we can rally and move the ball downfield—
PLAYER: and now they're just punching random people in the crowd
COACH: —might be able to score again before the clock runs out—
PLAYER: the good news is they've stopped punching us. the bad news is they have knives now.
COACH: —not hopeless guys. with a little luck we might be able to tie the game up—
PLAYER: hey are the refs going to do anything about this? where the fuck are the refs??
COACH: —of course we'll need you all to chip in $5.00 each—
PLAYER: no the refs have knives now too.
COACH: —only 27 points down let's really dig deep next quarter team and—
PLAYER: and now they're holding the scorekeeper hostage at gunpoint. yeah they just gave themselves a million gajilliondy points and reset our score to... "negative F minus your mom"? what the fuck does that even mean? Is that a number? ?
COACH: —certainly write a strongly worded letter to the franchise owner about proper sportsmanship—
PLAYER: aaaaaand now they've set literally the field on fire.