πΏπΆππΆ "not yet begun to fight"@Lana@beige.party
MAGA: Hahaha cope and weep snowflake!
US: who's that?
MAGA: The controversy you've been ranting about all month!
US: epstein?
MAGA: no Sydney Sweeney, cuck!
US: who?
MAGA: an actress who was a little bit famous for some Netflix roles six years ago! You can't stop talking about her because you're so triggered!
US: is she one of Epstein's victims?
MAGA: no you stupid lib she made a commercial about jeans.
US: oh good for her.
MAGA: no NOT good for her! the word "jeans" was clearly supposed to be a double entendre for "genes".
US: ok?
MAGA: you know, because she's white and blonde and blue eyed.
US: oh I didn't know that
MAGA: yes you did!! you can't stop talking about her because she's white and blonde and blue eyed!!
US: why would I care what color her skin and hair and eyes are?
MAGA: JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING ARYAN PURITY JUST LIKE THE NAZIS DO WE HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, FUCKING WOKE LIBERAL
US: oh yeah no I already knew that
MAGA: what?
US: I mean I just assumed it was a Nazi dog whistle. but I didn't know until just now that you heard it.