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Please get used to cooking with algae now, as the planet continues to deteriorate it will eventually be the only plant we have left.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
https://collabs.shop/tfgjsw

A tall, white bottle of Algae Cooking Oil stands centered between a green zucchini on the left and a stacked tomato and dragon fruit on the right. The lighting is dramatic, casting deep shadows against a dark background.
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I can't wait.

Photos from the first polaroid camera take 150 years to develop. These pictures should finally be viewable in 2098.
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I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.

Me wearing a red shirt with a green conure on my shoulder.
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We made a comic about an exterminator.

1 Person: What if a society existed millions of years ago but was destroyed in a nuclear war, and the humans who survived the fallout evolved into cockroaches? 2 Exterminator: This is not how free consultations work. 3 Person: Be honest, if I turned into a spider would we still be friends?
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Farmers paint barns red in hopes that a wild bull will charge inside and become domesticated.
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It is time we start charging dentists for the privilege to put their grubby hands in our mouths.

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I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical "If You Aren't Angry, You Aren't Paying Attention" Tote Bag. As someone who also hates it when the dentist roots around in my mouth, I can strongly relate to this design.
https://collabs.shop/tpweft

A white canvas tote bag featuring a black graphic of an open mouth with teeth. Inside the mouth, the bold text reads, "IF YOU AREN'T ANGRY YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION." The bag is displayed against a background of shimmering purple tinsel.