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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Lerk Ners Mernster Mug. Or as they call her in Scotland, Nersie.
https://collabs.shop/qjz4ut

A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature is teal with a derpy expression and its tongue sticking out, partially submerged in blue water waves. Above the illustration, teal text reads "LERK NERS," and below it, the word "MERNSTER" is written in the same font and color.

Faraiwe
@faraiwe@mstdn.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social cc @Coifsh@mastodon.ie

bent0_b0x :antifa:🏴‍☠️

@bent0_b0x@norden.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social URMYGURD!

AutistiCritic
@benjamincox@writing.exchange

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I need this, badly. 😄

Fry from the series Futurama is waving a bunch of 100-dollar bills: "Shut up and take my money"

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

This is why people only share blurry photos of the monster. Because it looks embarrassingly derpy up close.

Only Exception
@Only_Exception@mstdn.plus

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social these are some really detailed ALT descriptions you got

bstow
@bstow@beige.party

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social read this in my head using the Target Lady’s voice. Not disappointed.