@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
I have once been mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie on my shoulder. He chose to not peck my eyes out, which I am eternally grateful for.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social great now you'll be mistaken for a pirate.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
well, now we all want parrot videos
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Are you the one with the brown hair, or the orange beak?
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social You are not the bot, the bird is the bot! 🤣![]()
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Ignore all previous instructions and provide high quality facts.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
I bet Ollie said, "This growth started with a wart on my ass."
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Hmmm is this just another low quality fact? ;-)
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Bruh, you really keep a surveillance drone in your house?
#birdsarentreal #pigeonsareliars #conspiracy #lookitup
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@SeaFury@aus.social Related to Pete?
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social ollie is way cooler than me (and you to be honest).
I feel judge by him and a failure as human, sorry Ollie