Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Algae Cooking Oil. Plankton has been relentless ever since I started cooking with this. Last night he almost stole the bottle by seducing me with a giant flounder robot.
https://collabs.shop/tfgjsw

A tall, white bottle of Algae Cooking Oil stands centered between a green zucchini on the left and a stacked tomato and dragon fruit on the right. The lighting is dramatic, casting deep shadows against a dark background.
LetTheSkyRainPotatoes
@RJK@theforkiverse.com

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Now I need to know if this is real.

Sumocat 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
@Sumocat@mastodon.world

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I’ve used this algae oil from this Low Quality Ad, and it is ironically not a low quality product. I found it quite good.

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Please get used to cooking with algae now, as the planet continues to deteriorate it will eventually be the only plant we have left.

Netraven
@Netraven@hear-me.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social what the...?

HighlandLawyer
@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Soylent Yellow

Olga Lovick (she/her)
@transitionalaspect@fnordon.de

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social that, and zucchinis