Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Buck Yeah Hemp Beard Bundle. Gentlemen, please remember to moisturize your beards. Most men forget to do this and when they finally shave, their chins are mummified. Mummy chin is a serious concern. I did not just make it up.
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Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Oh no, RFK Jr. saw this post and has now banned beards, citing his concerns of a possible mummy chin outbreak. I am sorry for the harm my silliness has caused.
