Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Buck Yeah Hemp Beard Bundle. Gentlemen, please remember to moisturize your beards. Most men forget to do this and when they finally shave, their chins are mummified. Mummy chin is a serious concern. I did not just make it up.
https://collabs.shop/hibn4l

A trio of Buck YEAH brand hemp beard care products: a round tin of Hemp Beard Balm, a large glass jar of Hemp Beard Cream, and a small dropper bottle of Hemp Beard Oil. Each product features a cream-colored label with a black logo of a stylized bearded face.
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Oh no, RFK Jr. saw this post and has now banned beards, citing his concerns of a possible mummy chin outbreak. I am sorry for the harm my silliness has caused.

Lizards_cast
@Lizards_cast@dice.camp

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social but I haven't seen hubby's clean-shaven face in at least 5 years 😱😱

......JK...no one in my hive mind is listening to that guy

.erik
@erik@un.reasonably.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Again!?