Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Oh no, RFK Jr. saw this post and has now banned beards, citing his concerns of a possible mummy chin outbreak. I am sorry for the harm my silliness has caused.
Lizards_cast@Lizards_cast@dice.camp
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social but I haven't seen hubby's clean-shaven face in at least 5 years 😱
......JK...no one in my hive mind is listening to that guy