Brutkey

Yakyu Night Owl
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world

Sign on the front door:

"HI. YOU ARE ALREADY TRESPASSING. YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS UP TO US. CAN WE HELP YOU?"

It's weird how few people ring the doorbell now.

Yakyu Night Owl
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world

"We're saved and she promised us a good spot in heaven, how about you?"

This is the best way to get a Jehovah's Witness off the porch.

The next best way? Point a shotgun and ask them if they are saved. They'll run like rabbits because they ain't.

Yakyu Night Owl
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world

"No Soliicitors" does a pretty good job tho.

It gives a hint to canvassers of the PIRG grift and that can be helpful.

In case you are new to any given area, a PIRG is where out of town graduate students get to cash in for a few months by supervising locals begging for money.

They don't give a fuck about local issues and are reading off a script. Opportunist parasites who pay college debt with the efforts of idealistic leftist kids.

Support local causes with local leaders. No exceptions.