Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"We're saved and she promised us a good spot in heaven, how about you?"
This is the best way to get a Jehovah's Witness off the porch.
The next best way? Point a shotgun and ask them if they are saved. They'll run like rabbits because they ain't.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"No Soliicitors" does a pretty good job tho.
It gives a hint to canvassers of the PIRG grift and that can be helpful.
In case you are new to any given area, a PIRG is where out of town graduate students get to cash in for a few months by supervising locals begging for money.
They don't give a fuck about local issues and are reading off a script. Opportunist parasites who pay college debt with the efforts of idealistic leftist kids.
Support local causes with local leaders. No exceptions.