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@fesshole@mastodon.social
My wife started photoshopping our family holiday pictures a few years ago to make us look in better shape, and now in our most recent holiday pics I have a sculpted body of a man half my age and I look ridiculous. I am complicit in the lie.
Steve Hill ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
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@steve@mastodon.nexusuk.org
@fesshole@mastodon.social wife and I went on honeymoon in -30ยฐC temperatures. We were wearing so many layers we don't need to worry that we might look fatter in future photos.