Brutkey

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@fesshole@mastodon.social

My wife started photoshopping our family holiday pictures a few years ago to make us look in better shape, and now in our most recent holiday pics I have a sculpted body of a man half my age and I look ridiculous. I am complicit in the lie.

Steve Hill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺
@steve@mastodon.nexusuk.org

@fesshole@mastodon.social wife and I went on honeymoon in -30°C temperatures. We were wearing so many layers we don't need to worry that we might look fatter in future photos.