Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social
Went to a new barber years back. She asked what I did for work. Told her I was a plant fitter. She then spends the rest of our time together telling me how much she loves gardening. I fix JCBs, I do not plant flowers. Didn't have the heart to tell her.
itgrrl :donor: is looking to #GetFediHired!@itgrrl@infosec.exchange
@fesshole@mastodon.social her version of “plant fitter” sounds like a pretty good job though…
experienced plant fitter turns up:
looks at plant…
looks at hole dug next to plant…
“yeah, that’ll fit”
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