Brutkey

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@fesshole@mastodon.social

Went to a new barber years back. She asked what I did for work. Told her I was a plant fitter. She then spends the rest of our time together telling me how much she loves gardening. I fix JCBs, I do not plant flowers. Didn't have the heart to tell her.


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@fesshole@mastodon.social her version of β€œplant fitter” sounds like a pretty good job though…

experienced plant fitter turns up:

    looks at plant…

    looks at hole dug next to plant…

    β€œyeah, that’ll fit”

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