Got a project that's gonna involve shaping a bit of hill so I got myself a garden roller
I've never owned a garden roller so I figured it'd arrive empty to save on shipping weight and then you'd fill it up with bones, but the manual specifically says not to do that
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Aye cheers, hope you enjoy it, don't go fillin' it up wi' bones, any problems just give us a ring
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Yeah, we'll - what was that last bit sorry
🐹 Just give us a ring aye
Why say that
Why even bring it up
Why put that idea in people's heads
🐹 Don't fill it up with bones
🐹 No bones
🦝 ...just,
🐹 NO
🦝 ...one bone?
🐹 Two at ABSOLUTE max
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Oof this is heavy, what'd you fill it up with
🦝 nervous giggle DEFINITELY not bones haha!
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🦝 it's not ALL bones!
I got a levelling rake from the same company and it says it's a machine of type pet bed, make sure the drain is clear at all times and never let children play around the shampooer so those of you trying to make sense of this manual's Bones Comment are just looking for shapes in clouds
"Every warning is because of an Incident" y'all are not thinking diabolical enough, some warnings are meant to PROVOKE the Incident
If I run a tyre company and put on a big tractor tyre "Do not insert into rectum" then it's because I want someone to go "Oh YEAH? Screw you buddy, nobody tells ME what to do"
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