Brutkey

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
@ifixcoinops@retro.social

I got a levelling rake from the same company and it says it's a machine of type pet bed, make sure the drain is clear at all times and never let children play around the shampooer so those of you trying to make sense of this manual's Bones Comment are just looking for shapes in clouds

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
@ifixcoinops@retro.social

"Every warning is because of an Incident" y'all are not thinking diabolical enough, some warnings are meant to PROVOKE the Incident

If I run a tyre company and put on a big tractor tyre "Do not insert into rectum" then it's because I want someone to go "Oh YEAH? Screw you buddy, nobody tells ME what to do"