ÉlĘxbeware the pipeline:
- you report an obviously satirical account on my instance
- i laugh at this shit
- i post about it on fedi
- the obviously satirical account gets fame out of the resulting shitstorm
- more people see the posts
- more people report an obviously satirical account on my instance
- [...]
haluzinelle bin chicken nicole@xyla@shitpost.trade that's gonna put the laws of thermodynamics to the test, huh 
ÉlĘx@nicole@queer.group
- the techbros have to reach my instance to complain
- a trapdoor on top drops them back to their instance
- there is a turbine in the middle of the tunnel that gets accelerated by falling techbros
- every complaint causes more complaints
- infinite free energy