Brutkey

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xyla

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i like to think some people look at my posts and then sparks spew out of their head like from an angle grinder

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oh right, introduction, hiii

i wanted this account to be a completely new opening that i've been planning... since back when i was still a fedi microcelebrity (and didn't like it)

i wanted to be myself online and have my own place
which... worked out quite well

expect deranged posts (with a tiny hint of trolling), both stolen and original memes, and rants about tech, gaming and pharmacy

you can find my photography at @darkroom@shitpost.trade!!
if we know each other, i'm also at @alyx@fishpost.trade

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i'm a
❌ boy
❌ girl
✔️ windows 3.51
looking for
❌ boy
❌ girl
✔️ workgroups

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xyla

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my bio says it all

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"ah! that EU Commission troll account instance!"

NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

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which way, traveller

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random japanese dnb that goes hard 👍

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beware the pipeline:

- you report an obviously satirical account on my instance
- i laugh at this shit
- i post about it on fedi
- the obviously satirical account gets fame out of the resulting shitstorm
- more people see the posts
- more people report an obviously satirical account on my instance
- [...]

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issue of skill?????