Brutkey

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@fesshole@mastodon.social

I was today years old (read: 54 years too late) when I realised the tag on a fitted sheet is supposed to go on the bottom right corner of the bed. Genuinely life-changing. I've been wrestling linen like an amateur for decades.

Red_Shirt_no2
@Red_Shirt_no2@c.im

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I was in my fifties when I finally realized that the law that you must not pass a school bus with its red lights flashing is because kids don’t always look before crossing the street.*

* No kids were harmed by my realization of this

Farticle Accelerator🇨🇦
@scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud

@Red_Shirt_no2@c.im @fesshole@mastodon.social The two cities I have lived in have bylaws that state no school bus shall use those flashing lights within city limits unless it is on a road with a speed limit above xyz km/h

I'm like ... ok, that's odd.

I recall general assembly days in elementary and middle school (in a small town) where we had to watch bus safety videos that showed all the ways kids can get squished by other cars or the bus itself.