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Edmonds_Scanner
@Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com

Most economists agree that by the time you're 45, you should own:
- a variety of capes
- at least two enchanted talking skulls
- one square mile of the moon
- a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law
- a ghost filled mansion on the moors
How are you doing?

️:verifi
@VickForcella@mastodon.derg.nz

@Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com The hovercraft, where can I get it?

Juhis
@hamatti@mastodon.world

@Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com I'm behind on skulls

Tofueater
@TanAn@mastodon.social

@Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com This is fantasy, total fantasy. How dare you! Everyone knows that "most economists" don't agree, never have done and never will. To suggest otherwise is utterly unrealistic.