Brutkey

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

"The problem with LLMs is that you eventually run out of other people's work to steal"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Hearing some gossip, apparently the (very unpleasant) partner of a former friend was "very unsure about me" because I had painted fingernails. So, pro-tip: painted fingernails are a very good filter for c*nts

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

"Sam, why do you, an over-fifty straight cis man, dress so flamboyantly? Why do you have piercings and painted nails?"

"Well, it's fun, and it's never a mistake to look good, but also, it really riles a certain type of miserable, uptight man"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Hearing some gossip, apparently the (very unpleasant) partner of a former friend was "very unsure about me" because I had painted fingernails. So, pro-tip: painted fingernails are a very good filter for c*nts

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Sometimes I just get an idea and it won't go away

Edited to add, since this is now doing Numbers:

Fuck the Tories, fuck the Labour party, fuck the TERFs, free Palestine

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Roko's Basilisk wants you to delete your old emails

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

We have cloud cover today in #London so the sun's not quite so brutal, but it has turned the air into soup

#cycling

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Powerful "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy at Step 3 here in our oven's instruction manual

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Vibe Tulip-Growing

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs from the same guy?"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Vibe Tulip-Growing