Brutkey

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Powerful "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy at Step 3 here in our oven's instruction manual


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@BlueBee@infosec.exchange

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

The reality is it's stealth.

The correct answer is- "look buddy. I get paid $20 an hour to write this guide, and I have about 20 minutes before I go back to taking photos of products for the website. There is absolutely no way I could possibly give you a good set of instructions here, but if I don't act like I have, then my boss is afraid we might get sued, so I need to act like we did. You understand right?"

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@BlueBee@infosec.exchange

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Also is feels like they tell you to cut the power cord so someone does not get a free oven
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Paco Hope
@paco@infosec.exchange

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk How to dispose of properly in one step:
1. dispose of properly.