Brutkey

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs from the same guy?"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Vibe Tulip-Growing

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"