Hearing some gossip, apparently the (very unpleasant) partner of a former friend was "very unsure about me" because I had painted fingernails. So, pro-tip: painted fingernails are a very good filter for c*nts
"Sam, why do you, an over-fifty straight cis man, dress so flamboyantly? Why do you have piercings and painted nails?"
"Well, it's fun, and it's never a mistake to look good, but also, it really riles a certain type of miserable, uptight man"
It is exactly 10 years since the greatest/dumbest moment of my career. An event so significant that @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk had commemorative mugs made
https://sam.pikesley.org/talks/#the-story-of-the-arsebees-emf-2014
https://github.com/theodi/master-builder/commit/5786aa7284b59c023a2ccf39fa96cc88c7bb15da#diff-f933d8649d1c06e51077a8f890943677
And probably an @emf@social.emfcamp.org talk
We may discover, as we so often do, that my primary purpose is to serve as a warning to others
Shout-out to people who are far away and wouldn't hear me if I just used my normal voice
"The problem with LLMs is that you eventually run out of other people's work to steal"
Hearing some gossip, apparently the (very unpleasant) partner of a former friend was "very unsure about me" because I had painted fingernails. So, pro-tip: painted fingernails are a very good filter for c*nts
"Sam, why do you, an over-fifty straight cis man, dress so flamboyantly? Why do you have piercings and painted nails?"
"Well, it's fun, and it's never a mistake to look good, but also, it really riles a certain type of miserable, uptight man"
Hearing some gossip, apparently the (very unpleasant) partner of a former friend was "very unsure about me" because I had painted fingernails. So, pro-tip: painted fingernails are a very good filter for c*nts
Sometimes I just get an idea and it won't go away
Edited to add, since this is now doing Numbers:
Fuck the Tories, fuck the Labour party, fuck the TERFs, free Palestine
Roko's Basilisk wants you to delete your old emails
We have cloud cover today in #London so the sun's not quite so brutal, but it has turned the air into soup
#cycling
Powerful "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy at Step 3 here in our oven's instruction manual
[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"
Vibe Tulip-Growing
[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"
[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs from the same guy?"
Vibe Tulip-Growing
Markov Chainsaw