Brutkey

mhoye
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mhoye
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I knew this - https://mastodon.social/@tolmasky/114993541079936208 - reminded me of something: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ioTA42A6Amk

mhoye
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I’ve seen worse philosophies.

mhoye
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Absolutely wild what comes through the filters on LinkedIn. Advertising companies will track every keypress and mouse click or wayward screentap from cradle to grave, distill your every action down to a pixel-accurate simulacra of your most secret inner wants and needs and then tell you that the thing you should buy for your team, maybe your clients, is a toilet plunger for your face.

mhoye
@mhoye@mastodon.social

It appears that the text of article 1 sections 8, 9 and 10 have been restored.

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/article-1/

All of this administration's nonsensical nonsense, even if it's baseless technical errors, reminds me of an old line that things like this are like finding out that Hitler is trying to corner the global supply of manganese: even if you have no idea what's going on or why, you know who's involved and you have to assume the worst.

mhoye
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Just saw the CEO of GitHub say β€œwe just did an unpublished study with 22 people in it and it’s official, AI is the future” and I had to imagine @grimalkina@mastodon.social suddenly sitting bolt upright, sniffing the air and looking around suspiciously for reasons she couldn’t immediately explain.

mhoye
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There are only seven Linkedin posts:

β€œMy pre-literate child accidentally microdosed on an adversity. Did they react like a normal human infant? No! They said something suspiciously adult. Here’s what it taught me about b2b sales.”

β€œLate capitalism has given a participation trophy but I am humble.”

β€œI am embarking on the next step in my incredible journey. I learned so much and am so grateful. My barely-contained rage at this development is visibly leaching out of the screen.”

mhoye
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Your email has not found me. Your email will never find me. I have escaped.

mhoye
@mhoye@mastodon.social

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of the other two guys in this trenchcoat.

mhoye
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Justice isn't revenge.

mhoye
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You can't solve problems you don't understand with software you don't understand.

It feels weird needing to repeat that.