mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Instead of talking about the search, maybe I should talk about the world I'd like to be doing:
https://exple.tive.org/blarg/2026/01/19/aspirations/
#getfedihired
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mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo.
"I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped."
The grin on her face.
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
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mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Is there a Masto client out there that gives you a followers-only notifications list?
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
You know you've achieved decentralized fediverse nirvana when you're only finding out US-East-1 is down from the memetic background radiation.
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Re-upping this annually, as I must:
You need to internalize the idea that hypocrisy is not a meaningful accusation to the right. Of course they're hypocrites. That you are bound - by rules, standards, logic, human decency, some fundamental moral consistency, anything at all - and they are not? That is their conception of what power is, and why they seek it. So they can exercise power, without constraint, and you cannot.
That is the point.
Hypocrisy is the virtue-signaling of fascism.
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
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mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Supervillain lairs ain’t paying for themselves.
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
Soy sauce, brown sugar, slow roasted garlic and dijon mustard is now my favorite pork marinade. Equally generous portions of all of it, make it in the morning and let the meat soak in it a few hours on the day you want it for dinner.
Cook the meat slowly and indirectly until you get close to 130F, then get the char marks on; the sugar will burn fast, so don't throw it straight on the grill.
Get a good digital meat thermometer, they're necessary.
mhoye@mhoye@mastodon.social
One cool thing about the internet is that sometimes you come across somebody demonstrating a a remarkable mastery of a skill you did not know existed just moments ago:
https://www.tumblr.com/glassdotgov/791304771820797952?source=share