Brutkey

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party
Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

is…is this a threat

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

just snapped out of a year long fugue state, hope i didn’t post anything on the internet

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

i would like to go big and go home

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

they should invent a hype bot for real life

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

what do you mean the garage isn’t for sale

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

as a Fast Walker it is time to declare open warfare against the Slow Walkers. what are they gonna do, slowly meander at us

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

woah the food on doordash has physical locations you can just walk into

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

never even played pokemon before but kicked my buddy’s 7yo’s ass lmfao. get wrekt kiddo

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

unlocked dual-wielding, now i can scroll and toot simultaneously

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

why’d they name the blenders β€œninjas” those fuckers loud as shit