Greg the Miller@gregthemiller@beige.party
as a Fast Walker it is time to declare open warfare against the Slow Walkers. what are they gonna do, slowly meander at us
Greg the Miller@gregthemiller@beige.party
The Sleight Doctor 🃏
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world
@gregthemiller@beige.party Careful, they can manage short bursts of speed if they're warm enough.
Greg the Miller@gregthemiller@beige.party
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world i’ll believe it when i see it
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world
@gregthemiller@beige.party Seriously though, I feel your pain. Some people seem to do everything in slow motion, which can be frustrating for those of us who don't like to dither or dilly-dally!
They're the same folks who spend ages deciding what they want from the supermarket shelf, not realising their trolley is blocking the aisle for everyone else. The ex and I called them The Oblivious.