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Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.


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shitposters of the fediverse starter pack
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Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

ewok is short for electronic wok

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

Popeyes has pretty good chicken but frankly it’s bullshit that they don’t have spinach

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

alt-text but for explaining jokes i’m too dumb to get

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

is…is this a threat

Screenshot from a wired magazine blocker saying “You’ve read your last free article.”
Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

just snapped out of a year long fugue state, hope i didn’t post anything on the internet

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

i would like to go big and go home

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

they should invent a hype bot for real life

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

what do you mean the garage isn’t for sale

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

as a Fast Walker it is time to declare open warfare against the Slow Walkers. what are they gonna do, slowly meander at us

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

woah the food on doordash has physical locations you can just walk into

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

never even played pokemon before but kicked my buddy’s 7yo’s ass lmfao. get wrekt kiddo

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

unlocked dual-wielding, now i can scroll and toot simultaneously

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit