millennial fulcrum
millennial fulcrumall right, I am serious about this happiness thing so I am going to go on the record and commit. scope of my account will henceforth be:
mostly: >90%
friendships
supporting others
marveling at the natural world
creativity
gratitude
learning
exercise
shitposts
wordplay
ideas
art
sometimes: <10%
suggesting society improvements
criticising
politics
blocks
never: 0%
abuse
poison
misinformation
millennial fulcrumok that's enough negativity for one lifetime, time for the happy half of my life
millennial fulcrumbank website like "passcode incorrect, note your third incorrect attempt will lock your account, unsealing the Crest of the Turbulent One and condemning you to a pilgrimage to the Altar of Balthazaar where you must sacrifice a non-firstborn child in His Name upon that ancient slab, lest your soul be forsaken to an eternal and futile wait upon our helpline to speak to a customer service agent. All hail Balthazaar! All hail the Turbulent One! two attempts remain, repent to the Twisted Lord."
millennial fulcrum"there is no ethical [subject] under capitalism" is AMAZING.
get the opposition to 100% inaction. get them to police themselves and each other. get them to starve and deprive themselves. get them to thrash themselves for taking anything they need or want.
if I supported unregulated capitalism then the "no ethical [subject] under capitalism" messaging is where I would focus my resources to prevent opposition to my system.
it is not my ideology.
but I absolutely love a perfect weapon.
millennial fulcrumcoasters are a scam like what's the matter, your table not table enough for my drink?
millennial fulcrumwelcome to mastodon, the social media that does not kill its users
millennial fulcrumtwitter is a fascism race to the bottom
facebook is a misinformation race to the bottom
reddit is a bullying race to the bottom
linkedin is an ego race to the bottom
bluesky is an apathy race to the bottom
news media is a depravity race to the bottom
instagram is a fakeness race to the bottom
tiktok is a corruption race to the bottom
mastodon is a hard slap across the mouth to remind you you're lucky you're not in a race to the bottom
millennial fulcrumapple so fresh, crisp, and juicy it activates the primal fruit nibblin' instinct and u forget for 2 sweet minutes that you have a mortgage and all that other homospaiens shit
millennial fulcrumunlike you guys, I don't find glue guns sexually attractive
millennial fulcrum"may I interest you in a creatine gummie?" bro, the modern world is bananas