millennial fulcrum@falcennial@mastodon.social
bank website like "passcode incorrect, note your third incorrect attempt will lock your account, unsealing the Crest of the Turbulent One and condemning you to a pilgrimage to the Altar of Balthazaar where you must sacrifice a non-firstborn child in His Name upon that ancient slab, lest your soul be forsaken to an eternal and futile wait upon our helpline to speak to a customer service agent. All hail Balthazaar! All hail the Turbulent One! two attempts remain, repent to the Twisted Lord."