Brutkey

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

text based lifeform of organic origin

I like systems-thinking, consequences, and the practice of compassion

#noBot #noAI #someMalarkey


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millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

all right, I am serious about this happiness thing so I am going to go on the record and commit. scope of my account will henceforth be:

mostly: >90%
friendships
supporting others
marveling at the natural world
creativity
gratitude
learning
exercise
shitposts
wordplay
ideas
art

sometimes: <10%
suggesting society improvements
criticising
politics
blocks

never: 0%
abuse
poison
misinformation

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

ok that's enough negativity for one lifetime, time for the happy half of my life

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

information grades:

Do Consume and Take Action:

1. prime:
doesn't harm me to know, affects me, and which I can affect.

2. duty to self:
affects me. I may or not affect. may or not harm me to know.

3. duty to others:
doesnt affect me, but I can affect. may or not harm me to know.

Do Not Ever Consume:

4. waste:
doesnt harm me to know, does not otherwise affect me, and which I can't affect.

5. poison:
harms me to know, does not otherwise affect me, which I can't affect.

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

Holocene: fuck around
Anthropocene: find out


millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

all right, I am serious about this happiness thing so I am going to go on the record and commit. scope of my account will henceforth be:

mostly: >90%
friendships
supporting others
marveling at the natural world
creativity
gratitude
learning
exercise
shitposts
wordplay
ideas
art

sometimes: <10%
suggesting society improvements
criticising
politics
blocks

never: 0%
abuse
poison
misinformation

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

ok that's enough negativity for one lifetime, time for the happy half of my life

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

bank website like "passcode incorrect, note your third incorrect attempt will lock your account, unsealing the Crest of the Turbulent One and condemning you to a pilgrimage to the Altar of Balthazaar where you must sacrifice a non-firstborn child in His Name upon that ancient slab, lest your soul be forsaken to an eternal and futile wait upon our helpline to speak to a customer service agent. All hail Balthazaar! All hail the Turbulent One! two attempts remain, repent to the Twisted Lord."

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

"there is no ethical [subject] under capitalism" is AMAZING.

get the opposition to 100% inaction. get them to police themselves and each other. get them to starve and deprive themselves. get them to thrash themselves for taking anything they need or want.

if I supported unregulated capitalism then the "no ethical [subject] under capitalism" messaging is where I would focus my resources to prevent opposition to my system.

it is not my ideology.

but I absolutely love a perfect weapon.

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

coasters are a scam like what's the matter, your table not table enough for my drink?

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

welcome to mastodon, the social media that does not kill its users

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

twitter is a fascism race to the bottom
facebook is a misinformation race to the bottom
reddit is a bullying race to the bottom
linkedin is an ego race to the bottom
bluesky is an apathy race to the bottom
news media is a depravity race to the bottom
instagram is a fakeness race to the bottom
tiktok is a corruption race to the bottom
mastodon is a hard slap across the mouth to remind you you're lucky you're not in a race to the bottom

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

apple so fresh, crisp, and juicy it activates the primal fruit nibblin' instinct and u forget for 2 sweet minutes that you have a mortgage and all that other homospaiens shit

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

unlike you guys, I don't find glue guns sexually attractive

millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social

"may I interest you in a creatine gummie?" bro, the modern world is bananas