Brutkey

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"I'm rubbish with Excel" is code for "I'm rubbish at my entire job". You don't hear carpenters saying they're rubbish with saws. You don't hear surgeons saying they're rubbish with scalpels. If you work in an I.T. company then fucking well learn to use the tools for your job.

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If you're riding in an urban area and your horse does a shit, you should have to get down and pick it up, just like dog owners do. Please do not tie your horse poo bag to a branch on a tree, though.

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Newborn babies cannot stand up. So, the correct dimension name for the top of their had to the solves of their feet is length and not height. Humans only get a height measurement when they can stand up straight.

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When will the public learn that petitions never work? Writing to your MP is way more effective.

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Treading in dog shit always reminds me of my childhood