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The idea of going on holiday is great, but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat.

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Google Maps does a good job of showing routes for walking, driving, and public transport. In 2026 it should show routes that include stables for those of us who like to ride and rest horses between towns.

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Luddite shouldn't be used as a insult anymore. They were right about more than most of us are willing to admit.

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Stockholm, Sweden 25 Apr '26
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Buying a car seat, 97% say it's bad & it will kill your baby. 3% say it's amazing, just ignore the negative reviews. These reviews are written by people who make a buck selling car seats and have paid a lot for review visibility. That's what's happening climate change.

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Every country has That One Cunt. A former political leader whose terrible policies are still responsible for most of the problems with the country to this day. For Brits it's Thatcher. For Americans it's Reagan. No matter where you are, there's always one.

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When we had billionaires like Gates that funded charity we were relaxed about them. But some of us warned you: it's still just one man's whim. He could defund the work instantly. Musk proves the point. The way to ensure billionaires' money isn't used for ill is through taxation

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It's so funny when I see people be nostalgic about 2016. I DISTINCTLY remember people saying it was the "worst year ever" cos of the amount of celebrities that died.

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Mirrors should have an "out of focus" mode for when you don't want to look at yourself clearly. Ideal for morning grooming with a bad hangover, or just for when you're sick of the sight of yourself.

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Start a conversation about the correct way to make a cup of tea. Listen to the confessions of criminality. Accept the UK does not deserve it's reputation for tea.