Brutkey

Yakyu Night Owl
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Yakyu Night Owl
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Gosh, it's surprising to see a 20 point lead in the polls.

Not really.

Remember that a Cuomo wants to run a feudal state because ancestors want him to run a feudal state.

Being a fully grown grownup means rejecting that kind of nonsense after generations, and he won't.

This is why a real American like Mamdani deserves a landslide.

Can't wait to see it.

Yakyu Night Owl
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AIPAC is a foreign influence peddling operation by white supremacists.

Coincidentally, how is that all-American candidate Mamdani doing?

Yakyu Night Owl
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Too many normies went along with "crack babies" for every Black child born between 1980 and 2000, but can't wrap their minds around every white male adult during the same period being a pedophile.

Duly noted. Not curious beyond a stereotype. We move on.

Yakyu Night Owl
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"No Soliicitors" does a pretty good job tho.

It gives a hint to canvassers of the PIRG grift and that can be helpful.

In case you are new to any given area, a PIRG is where out of town graduate students get to cash in for a few months by supervising locals begging for money.

They don't give a fuck about local issues and are reading off a script. Opportunist parasites who pay college debt with the efforts of idealistic leftist kids.

Support local causes with local leaders. No exceptions.

Yakyu Night Owl
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"We're saved and she promised us a good spot in heaven, how about you?"

This is the best way to get a Jehovah's Witness off the porch.

The next best way? Point a shotgun and ask them if they are saved. They'll run like rabbits because they ain't.

Yakyu Night Owl
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Sign on the front door:

"HI. YOU ARE ALREADY TRESPASSING. YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS UP TO US. CAN WE HELP YOU?"

It's weird how few people ring the doorbell now.

Yakyu Night Owl
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If you feel like a patriot, don't fight it. Just remember to put the neutralized problem next to a storm drain. Clean streets are happy streets.

Yakyu Night Owl
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Being able to clean your rifle with eyes closed is a tradition.

Yakyu Night Owl
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"Oh crap. I shot down a test pilot."

"No worries. Welcome to 1947. Wanna go see the junk we left in Roswell?"

Yakyu Night Owl
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Curious about something in the sky?

Shoot it down.

Dead things have few mysteries because dead.