Brutkey

Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
KM
Karen M
@KathyHarris • 15h
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As a creative-writer, pianist, singer,
perfectionist, lover of classical music and art-l
found Melania unexpectedly moving. The
documentary opens her inner sanctum, and in
doing so, created a quiet sense of sisterhood. I
didn't see a distant public figure; I saw
someone achingly real-like watching your
sister on her wedding day or hearing your
daughter's name called at graduation. There
she is. Her elegance is unmistakable, yet the
vulnerability is what lingers. She is refined
without artifice, reserved yet deeply expressive.
The film is not about Donald Trump-au
contraire. It feels more like peering into the
private life of a royal from afar, and realizing
with pride: she is my First Lady. It has been a
long time since young women-and grown ones
-had a woman of such standalone strength to
admire. Her quiet power rivals that of any great
woman who has ever held a throne. Highly
recommend, regardless of political persuasion.
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Tara H
@TaraHart24 - 13h
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This is the first movie l've gone to watch in the
theater in 10 years. I thought getting to see a
little glimpse into her personal life was great.
The first 30 minutes were a little more staged
than I'd prefer. It seemed like it was the
successful version of what Megan Markle was
trying but failed to do. Once the inauguration
started it was a lot more entertaining.I loved
getting to see it from her point of view. The only
thing I wish I got to see was an even more 'real'
side of her. The one that's sitting in sweats and
a robe in the morning while watching the news
but given how awful Hollywood and the left is to
her I get why she couldn't. Otherwise I really
enjoyed it. Worth the watch.
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The reviews have been scathing, of
course they have. There are film critics
out there who would have slated a
documentary by and about Melania
Trump if it had been filmed by Jean Luc
Godard -who, incidentally, is the subject
of an alternative cinematic offer this
weekend. But for those who complain of
two hours of boredom, may I just refer
them to the title of the documentary,
Melania? And to the giveaway detail that
she is co-producer?The issue is there,
upfront. If you don't like Melania Trump
- or, more probably, Donald Trump-to
the point where seeing lots of her and
some of him is actually a neuralgic thing,
this may not be for you.
But for those who accept what it's
bout
- Melania, curated by Melania (this may
be mostly political nerds) it's rather
fascinating. It's a bid by a woman who

This is a very poorly edited paragraph which has lots of missing spaces and other errors, emphasising the stage of corncob being witnessed. bbe2923f152cb8e7.jpeg MELANIA
Melania
PG, Now Playing,
Documentary
6%
Tomatometer
16 Reviews 89494b20f5818185.jpeg THE IRISH TIMES
Film Review
Melania review:
Shameless propaganda
that could put you to
sleep
If this supposed documentary weren't
about what it's actually about, it could
at times play as an unlikely meditation
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If one was being polite one might explain
the film was made with the full co-
operation of producer Mrs M Trump
(who allegedly trousered a fair whack of
Amazon's 40 big ones). If one was being
less compliant one would describe
Ratner's project as shameless
propaganda. But not active, forceful
propaganda in the school of Leni
Riefenstahl's films about the Nazis.
Melania: The Movie appears keener on
inducing narcolepsy in its viewers than
energising them into massed marching.
Triumph of the Dull, perhaps. bb4447fae07b3898.jpeg Five stars

A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and
erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the
show. Melania is a wonderful human, a class act
and America is blessed she is once again our
First Lady. This behind the scenes sneak peek
was so well done and such a wonderful watch. A
must see. 16292d50452ab0a8.jpeg RottenTomatoes screenshot for Melania showing 7% for critic reviews and 99% for user reviews. d80bfafb617f208d.jpeg Kicking off your movie with a one-two punch of
needle-dropping "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling
Stones and "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson means
you're probably one of three things: Martin Scorsese,
Baz Luhrmann, or an idiot. Brett Ratner, accused sex
pest and filmmaker behind the Rush Hour trilogy, is not
either of the first two. He is, however, the director of 061974e2dbd66df4.jpeg 'Melania' Review: A
Tedious, Criminally
Shallow Propaganda Puff
Piece
The "Rush Hour" director returns with a
shameful cinematic suck-up masquerading
as a real documentary
William Bibbiani
January 30, 2026 @ 9:17 PM d824b3d5fe023fa9.jpeg DECIDER

What Melania most resembles, apart from a concert
movie that only features songs licensed from other
artists (and, I can't stress this enough, often borrowed
directly from other movies; the Phantom Thread score
makes a cameo) is the kind of faith-based movies
designed for people who hate movies because they
spend the entire running time seething that they saw
an interracial couple or a heroic Black woman or
something. It's placid and uneventful - truly, people
who watch it to bask in Melania's supposed glamour or
to get a glimpse of their hero Donald will be getting all
the tedium they deserve - because it doesn't know
how to stop hitting the same note, over and over.
Rather has reached his final form by making something
that's not really a movie. It's just a bunch of footage. d70c1279da0f95be.jpeg