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GQ Melania May Go Down in History as One of the Least Revealing Documentaries Ever Made But if you've never watched the First Lady get on and off a plane, Brett Ratner's got a movie for you. By Vince Mancini February 2, 2026 57419ef816dd1c47.jpeg Melania (review) - media like this, that is so unashamedly propagandistic, needs to be called out for what it is 2nd February 2026 • by Calum Cooper Melania is shambolic, putrid, pitiful garbage: A brazen, awkward, irredeemable infomercial that ignores truth and scrutiny in favour of performative humility. It's not just wretched - it's offensive to the collective intelligence of the human race. No stars Avoid e8002018f6428b81.jpeg THE NEW YORKER "MELANIA" IS A FORTY- MILLION-DOLLAR JOURNEY INTO THE VOID The First Lady's lavish new documentary portrays world events as B-roll between wardrobe changes. By Lauren Collins February 2, 2026 ce32df39d507dee8.jpeg I saw "Melania" at four o'clock in the afternoon on opening day at the AMC Assembly Row in Somerville. It was playing in the 12-screen complex's smallest auditorium, all the way in the back, where posters advertised coming attractions "Sisu: Road to Re- venge," "Americana" and "Ella McCay," three films that opened and closed last year. The room was packed near capacity with women in their 50s, audi- bly wine-drunk and unable to keep themselves from making catty comments whenever Joe Biden or any other Democrats appeared onscreen. There were only two males besides myself in the theater, one wearing an American flag patch on his jacket the way motorcycle gangs wear their colors, the other with a shaved head and the thumb-shaped proportions of guys who make front-facing camera videos in their pickup trucks. I didn't ask them how they liked the movie, but the whole place did applaud when the Bidens' helicopter left after the inauguration. 5da562c67392dbe2.jpeg Going to see "Mela- nia" was clearly a pilgrimage of sorts for these people, their way of "owning the libs." They seemed happy to have been suckered, the President once again fleec- ing his followers with the multiplex edition of Trump's NFTs or the Trump Bible. I know every- thing's a grift all the way down, but you'd think peo- ple would see through something this contemptu- ously slapdash. There's more than one scene in the movie where everyone just stands around watching TV. The porcine Ratner can be glimpsed on the mar- gins of the action, and is sometimes heard shouting obsequious comments from out of frame. ("Congrat- ulations, Mr. President!") He's often pointing a Super 8 camera, from which we occasionally see the jerky, unfocused footage. At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot Zero out of five 8f47ddcd13f7a3be.jpeg JAN 31, 2026 10 yurieu I voted 10 because I'm a feminist. The misogynists critics rated it ZERO because she's a woman. It's impossible to rate a movie ZERO. Zero means the cinema projector failed and the movie didn't play. 76d1301e60849d02.jpeg Tomatometer All Critics Top Critics 11% 19 Reviews 2 Fresh 17 Rotten Popcornmeter Verified Audience Rotten Tomatoes 99% 500+ Verified Ratings 4.9 out of 5 Rating 88770387842a60c1.jpeg Quincy * * * * *Verified Being non-biased, It was pretty good. 746de20248130897.jpeg EMPIRE An obsequious, ring-kissing portrait of the current US administration, dressed in gauche, glossy reality-TV clothing. And yet somehow still better than Rush Hour 3. 10256b49f1928acd.jpeg Rebecca 18h * * * * *Verified Great glimpse into FLOTUS! Beautifully done. ••• afce63a229970ef5.jpeg DEBRA 1h * * * * *Verified What a beautiful woman inside and out! a268f679c48137e4.jpeg L lex 22h Nicely done. Excellent peaks inside!! f31da684948b11f9.jpeg Daniel B 22h • •• * * * * *Verified It is interesting to see behind the curtain. Well product and entertaining. cfcdfa408260b363.jpeg Melania review: Painfully stiff Trump puff piece is all style and no substance Melania Melania review. The First Lady's documentary film is a dull vanity project with few new insights. 772a521d99d65a9a.jpeg =Q THE EPOCH BRIGHT TIMES DOCUMENTARY REVIEW 'Melania: Our Stunning First Lady Radiating Warmth and Compassion A behind-the-scenes look at the three weeks leading up to the second Trump inauguration. Picture of Melania looking exactly as cold and compassionless as ever. ec73d1b10e24e837.jpeg MELANIA Melania PG, Now Playing, Documentary 12% Tomatometer 17 Reviews 7ca95fdb14036716.jpeg The Epoch Times opposes the Chinese Communist Party, [15][16][121 promotes far-right politicians and movements in Europe, 1171118][121 and has supported President Donald Trump in the U.S. 191120] A 2019 report by NBC News showed it to be the second- largest funder of pro-Trump Facebook advertising after the Trump campaign itself. 131121][12] The Epoch Times frequently runs stories promoting other Falun Gong-affiliated groups, such as the performing arts company Shen Yun.['9||22][23] The Epoch Media Group's news sites and YouTube channels have promoted conspiracy theories such as QAnon, the Great Replacement, anti-vaccine misinformation and false claims of fraud in the 2020 United States presidential election.' 1301 In June 2024, the group's chief financial officer, Bill Guan, was indicted for money laundering. [31] d0672b18339645ae.jpeg The Epoch Times is a far-right!!! international multi- language newspaper and media company affiliated with the Falun Gong new religious movement. 91[10] [1111121 The newspaper, based in New York City, is part of the Epoch Media Group, which also operates New Tang Dynasty (NTD) Television. 3] The Epoch Times has websites in 35 countries but is blocked in mainland China. 14] e657fadb0cce5aa0.jpeg B Monique 16h • •• * * * * *Verified It was a classical art just like our FLOTUS ! Very touching and inspirational and shows the soul of MELANIA 250cd8024dab3b10.jpeg