Brutkey

Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Hey Fedi, ever heard of Cow Lotto?

Just randomly reminded of this. I grew up in a country town in australia, and every year we had a festival in the spring.

There was the usual baking competitions, fruit and veg competitions, and so on.

There was also Cow Lotto:
Take a grassy paddock, use a line marker to split it into a grid of 100 squares, and put a cow in the paddock.

People could 'buy' a square for a dollar or two, and if the cow shits in your square, you win (five or ten dollars I think).

Also everyone gets the fun of hearing loud speaker announcements like "it looks like the first draw in cow lotto is just coming out now." Or the chaos of "It's on the line, we're gonna have to measure it!"

Queer Like The Slur
@coolandnormal@aus.social
Shitposting

@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site "one year we tried to play it with geese but everyone won"