Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to tie.
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Because one shoelace is actually emergency spaghetti for a quick carbohydrate boost, and the other is a partially dehydrated, highly trained, genetically modified worm, in case he needs to do any emergency gardening.