Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to tie.
Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@isol@mastodon.au
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Because one shoelace is actually emergency spaghetti for a quick carbohydrate boost, and the other is a partially dehydrated, highly trained, genetically modified worm, in case he needs to do any emergency gardening.
Waldorf@Waldorf@infosec.exchange
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social You should see him try to put one of these on. He can't get it over his ears!
Only Ohm@only_ohm@mas.to
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
He's an aristo, he has people to tie his shoes for him.
Lappenjammer@LappenjammerDieZweite@social.vivaldi.net
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Poor Q always needed to fit everything with velcro.